christmas number 2

by Captain Moonlight

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this is literally a shit song

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its a party piece for a party poo
its a christmas do for the number 2
let me bring you all some festive cheer
after a night of food and too much beer
mince pies light up the arse at night
a follow through fart with chocolate delight
the next morning when you wake up here
right next to the exit at the rear
i don't need sales for this song rings true
cause i dont give a shit even though i do
you can buy it or not its up to you
fuck shiftin units to make number 2?
all it takes is turkey ham brussel sprouts
mulled wine pudding brandy butter n gout
whats this unadulterated crap
its pure manure and its like that

aaaaaaa it shits on you its the christmas 2
so come on and
aaaaaaa take the piss and poo for the christmas number 2
sing along n



back with a dose verse number 2
its a real close call im cursin you
for the extra portions you put on me plate
i go fuck this shit cause i cant wait
benedictine irish cream
trousers burstin like a stream
loving giving this is great
something swimmmin in the lake
brown trout its all about this tune
guinness stout for the mouth then boom
yule log in the bog we roll
that grog just ripped me a new arsehole
sentiments of excrement
dirty booze brings sediment
the songs release from with inside
at selected toilets nationwide

aaaaaaa it shits on you its the christmas 2
so come on and
aaaaaaa take the piss and poo for the christmas number 2
sing along n

wherever you are whatever you do do
don't poo poo the christmas number 2
released in the bog free loaders grab the code
have a laxative free down goes the load
your number 1 takes the piss you tit
check number 2 its literal shit
heres to pat after a night on the batter
hes from a place called feakle that doesnt matter
so deck the halls with bells and holly
tra la la la la la la fuck that
im burstin with foul smells im still jolly
tra la la la la la la i just shat
simon says im number 1
so everybody lets defecate on his song
theres a horse comin through on the outside track
and its takin the number 1 spot back

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released December 18, 2010
produced,written,mixed by captain moonlight

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