We haven't a chance

by Captain Moonlight

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released September 1, 2011

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Track Name: We haven't a chance
Its September again 6 years on the trot
Another hopeless mission to reclaim the top spot
The drive for five is gone we’re on the run for one
the cats out the bag cat got yer tongue
We took a catnap got caught in a cat trap
Now the cats got to fight back watch the cat scratch
Imitation a form of flattery copy that
But remember Curiosity killed the copycat
As the cat calls scream from the stands up high
The cats paw scrawls unseen yet the cats eye
Observed it played with its prey then devoured
Look at what the cat dragged in now that’s cat power
A catastrophy it would have to be a disaster
You cant spell slaughter without laughter
You can tipp the hat wait for the dead cat bounce
if you slip brace yerself for the cat pounce
Its the cats pyjamas take a cat nap dream
cat burglar stole through the cat flap, cat got the cream
put the cat amongst the pigeons the opposition smitten
when the cats finished the competition will be having kittens

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This song was written for the black and amber fans
Everybody sing along sure we haven’t a chance
This is for the blue n gold shirts in advance
Congrats to you we know we haven’t a chance
This is for the Kilkenny cats in a trance
We’re livin in a dream sure we havent a chance
Everybody get up and get down come on dance
Celebrate another final where we haven’t a chance


already on about 5 in a row now thats hubris
the sort of winning talk ultimately borne by losers
32 titles to 26 the score
Be a longer way to tipp if you need 7 more
See I’m not bitter at all its you whose
still giving out it wasnt a penalty well boo hoo
excuses are made christ sake now yer fishin
lookin for yer first back to back since hells kitchen
i never heard such misplaced pride
Forget lar? You’ve got some horseshit outside
cause even if you win you'll still be a dreamer
driving home in yer skoda beeming but its no beemer
See The flashes from the crowd when the premier shine
Are those cameras no tin foil, its ham sandwich time
take to the pitch all self certain there’s only one cure
When you exit Just like carrick you’ll be left unsure
Talkin about your ground hurlin yeah right
If what you mean by hurl is scythe, and by ground you mean head height
Shout The famine is over but this famine relief
ends with you as the main course at a black and amber feast

chorus

This song was written for the black and amber fans
Everybody sing along sure we haven’t a chance
This is for the blue n gold shirts in advance
Congrats to you we know we haven’t a chance
This is for the Kilkenny cats in a trance
We’re livin in a dream sure we havent a chance
Everybody get up and get down come on dance
Celebrate another final where we haven’t a chance

From the ballads of tullaroan the doyles of mooncoin
September the 3rd thunder and lightening in 39
The stripy men whoever bettered was never refined
you'll never get a style as fluid as chunky o brien
Their was a ray of light before st brendans rank
but theirs only one true cummins lets be frank
While the art of Nickys English managed to guide the pride
02 Dj turned the tables all in his stride
Yeah you got the Mullinahone man what a vision
Yet another September disappeared yeah he’s some magician
Tommy walsh the sorceror jj the deposition
Henry the puppet master powers the demolition
The great art the definition sparks yer givin lip
Keep pussy footin around you’ll get pussy whipped
Turn a critical eye The cats do it on the sly
turn yer back on us kiss liam mccarthy bye bye


chorus

This song was written for the black and amber fans
Everybody sing along sure we haven’t a chance
This is for the blue n gold shirts in advance
Congrats to you we know we haven’t a chance
This is for the Kilkenny cats in a trance
We’re livin in a dream sure we havent a chance
Everybody get up and get down come on dance
Celebrate another final where we haven’t a chance